William Goldman

As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless -- and absolutely essential.

— William Goldman

Studio executives are intelligent, brutally overworked men and women who share one thing in common with baseball managers: they wake up every morning of the world with the knowledge that sooner or later they're going to get fired.

— William Goldman

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.

— William Goldman

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

— William Goldman