Steve Martin

Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!

— Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

— Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

— Steve Martin

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

— Steve Martin

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

— Steve Martin

Be so good they can't ignore you.

— Steve Martin