Delia Ephron

If you are a girl, worry that your breasts are too round. Worry that your breasts are too pointed. Worry that your nipples are the wrong color. Worry that your breasts point in different directions. If you are a boy, worry that you will get breasts. . . . If you are a boy, worry that you'll never be able to grow a mustache. . . . If you are a girl, worry that you have a mustache.

— Delia Ephron