Fran Drescher

… I was never one to leave anything. I had trouble parting with our old ’78 Buick.

— Fran Drescher

I love walking my feet off. Gimme a map and a box of Band-Aids and I’m all set!

— Fran Drescher

How sad it is that a turtle can live to 150, or a parrot can live as long as a human, but man’s best friend can only live for a decade or two. With some things there’s little justice.

— Fran Drescher

Sometimes people come into your life for a season and other times for a lifetime.

— Fran Drescher

I read for the part of Elizabeth, the virgin queen. I thought they said they were looking for a virgin from Queens. Whatever, the only virgin in my house is the olive oil.

— Fran Drescher

Often, the truly great and valuable lessons we learn in life are learned through pain. That’s why they call it “growing pains.” It’s all about yin and yang. And that’s not something you order off column A at your local Chinese restaurant.

— Fran Drescher